There's somethin' in my closet
deep in the gloom
don't tell me nothin's there
I can feel the hand of doom
After the lights are out
thats when I hear it the most
can't tell you what it looks like
but it ain't no friendly ghost
C:
I think its the Boogerman
I find traces everywhere
greasy hair, a fingernail,
a nasty smell in the air
Slimey footprints on the floor
all lead back to my closet door
you can tell me its Peter Pan
but I say its the boogerman
I asked a priest if he could bless my room
when I told him whats goin' on
he said he'd be here by noon
I let him know he ought to bring along some power
this ain't no baby poltergiest
no delicate little flower
C:
B:
Lord I promise I'll be good
so could you maybe excommunicate
this demon from my hood.
C:
T:
and if ya think thats Peter Pan
then Pans the boogerman
Copyright \ Ron Kauffman \ 2007
02/21/14 05:41:56PM @bustert:
only two words: strong song!
08/13/13 05:09:16PM @ron-kauffman:
Linda....I'm glad you like this song. I have no clue why kids think such things, my thing was vampire's lol. Thank you for the nice comment, have a great day.
08/13/13 05:05:31PM @lyrical-princess:
I wonder where kids get those ideas of someone being in their closets or under their beds.. I always hated turning off the lights, for fear something from under the bed might grab my ankles and pull me to my doom.(LoL).. No worries now, nobody could fit under my bed, And I have no closet doors. So nothing or nobody can be lurking around.. haha ~
Sorry Ron, I'm always making someones song personal. Probably because I can relate.
Silly or not, You made another Awesome song.. I really enjoyed this.. I love the lyrics you come up with.. But I think even Peter Pan would freak me out.. (LoL) And How bout' those tights and ragged skirt? I always thought that was a bit peculiar too..
All The Best,
LP/Linda
08/13/13 01:50:39PM @ron-kauffman:
Thanks TV...I'm glad you enjoyed the song. Its just something I wrote for fun.
08/13/13 12:47:37PM @the-truevulgarians:
Fun and clever tune Ron! Beware the Boogerman! (I wondered what kind of traces you might find of him, fortunately none which could have been eradicated with a Kleenex!) Always enjoy your songs. Keep 'em comin!
08/12/13 04:26:22PM @ron-kauffman:
I'm glad you enjoyed it Gene
08/11/13 09:13:43PM @gene-smith:
Ha! Ha! Ron I love this!
08/11/13 07:56:53PM @ron-kauffman:
When I was a kid, my mom used to tell me that whenever I got scared of the "Boogieman", I should try thinking of him as "The Boogerman" instead. Silly as it sounds, it did work lol. So with that in mind, here's a song I wrote about that very thing. I hope everyone enjoys it. Peace, Ron
I usually say, "Simple put, I'm a songwriter". I have a very hard time writing a bio because I tend to write my life in songs. If there's something people want to know about me, they need only listen to my music. To me, what I've been and done in the past isn't that interesting, but I suppose the things I've done and been through have made me what I am today. My influences are very apparent, CSNY, Neil Young, Willie Nelson, Simon and Garfunkel...etc. However, even though they were huge influences, I've spent my entire life trying to be myself, and I believe that stands out in my music. I don't write what's typical, I refuse to write what others think I should, and say I need to write to be accepted in the industry. If acceptance means being something I'm not, then I'll pass on being accepted.
I spent twenty years of my life performing live. I've played in the worst venues and some of the best. I've performed for large crowds at festivals, and no crowds in local bars! No matter where I performed or for how many, I always did the best I could to make those listening have an enjoyable experience. When my children were born, I decided to put my dreams of success aside until they were grown. Twelve years ago, I restarted my attempt at success, only this time I was determined to do it as a "songwriter", instead of a "singer/songwriter" After twelve years of chasing what I've deemed an impossible goal in an industry so hung up on "safety", meaning the powers that be fear change so much, they refuse to open their ears to the incredible music being created by "Indie artists", I've decided to go Indie myself. and perform my own music once again. At sixty-two years of age, I've had plenty of people tell me I'm crazy, but since I already knew that, why should I listen to them. I started out as a single artist, and I've decided to finish my life the same way!
I don't know if what I have to say through music means anything to anyone else in the world, but I do believe I have something to say and my hope is that I can say it in such a way that someone, somewhere, will get it, enjoy it, and know that there's at least one person in the world, that knows what they feel, and is willing to express that feeling in a way they can relate too.
This is no doubt the longest winded bio I've ever written. I know it doesn't say what some want to read about, but it's what I feel the need to share with everyone.
only two words: strong song!
Linda....I'm glad you like this song. I have no clue why kids think such things, my thing was vampire's lol. Thank you for the nice comment, have a great day.
I wonder where kids get those ideas of someone being in their closets or under their beds.. I always hated turning off the lights, for fear something from under the bed might grab my ankles and pull me to my doom.(LoL).. No worries now, nobody could fit under my bed, And I have no closet doors. So nothing or nobody can be lurking around.. haha ~
Sorry Ron, I'm always making someones song personal. Probably because I can relate.
Silly or not, You made another Awesome song.. I really enjoyed this.. I love the lyrics you come up with.. But I think even Peter Pan would freak me out.. (LoL) And How bout' those tights and ragged skirt? I always thought that was a bit peculiar too..
All The Best,
LP/Linda
Thanks TV...I'm glad you enjoyed the song. Its just something I wrote for fun.
Fun and clever tune Ron! Beware the Boogerman! (I wondered what kind of traces you might find of him, fortunately none which could have been eradicated with a Kleenex!) Always enjoy your songs. Keep 'em comin!
I'm glad you enjoyed it Gene
Ha! Ha! Ron I love this!
When I was a kid, my mom used to tell me that whenever I got scared of the "Boogieman", I should try thinking of him as "The Boogerman" instead. Silly as it sounds, it did work lol. So with that in mind, here's a song I wrote about that very thing. I hope everyone enjoys it. Peace, Ron