"Fingers In The Cookie Jar"
When it comes to a slick abduction I'm the best
at snatchin' up a human I'm light years ahead of the rest
With a flick of my trusty tractor beam
I can snag at least two and sometimes three
this side of the Milky Way noones better than me
C:
But I got caught with my fingers in the cookie jar
that sweet abductee from San An-ton
I knew there'd be trouble but I just had to take her home
and they caught me with my fingers in the cookie jar
My boss is kinda fickle bout his merchandise
I knew what I was doin' but I never thought twice
with a flash of her big blue eyes
she made me her slave for life
guess I should'a found a better place to hide
C:
B:
When the boss saw who I had
I thought he'd pass a kidneystone
he said you take that female home
she's a demon in disguise
there's a black hole in her eyes
last time she was here
she damn near ended my career
C:
tag:
Come to think of it
your still under her spell
I better take this female home myself
Ron Kauffman
First off...big grats on AOM Ron,you more than deserve it for sure.
Second...I started smiling after the first verse of "Fingers in the Cookie Jar"...by the middle of the song I was laughing out loud.Love the chording and the humor in this tune. Great work Ron
He he he...a good set of lyric with some excellent jazzy acoustic guitar chords and vocal that represents their theme well. I like humor in songs and this one made me chuckle Ron. Excellent songwriting!
Farrell