The whole world just revolves around me.
They tell me I'm wrong but I just can't see.
I'm looking as sweet as a honey bee.
I gotta do my nails at a quarter to three.

Cause she's a PLATINUM BLONDE NEON BIMBO.

What is a bimbo anyway, huh?

Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top.
I got no money, but I wanna shop.
My mom sent me out to buy a new mop.
I spent her money on a spandex top.

Cause she's a PLATINUM BLONDE NEON BIMBO.

I can't get enough, I want it all.
Is that so bad?

Cause she's a PLATINUM BLONDE NEON BIMBO.

Drink diet Coke and wear a tight skirt.
They say I'm a **** but I'm just a flirt.
My boyfriend (Tony) treats me like dirt.
I stay with him so I won't get hurt.

Cause she's a PLATINUM BLONDE NEON BIMBO.

(Nails filed, clothes wild)

Written by me, Dave and Bruce. This is from the fall semester 1989, back in my college days. Basically written about the Club MTV dancers and all those clueless girls we knew with the big 80s hair.

Somewhat influenced by The Beastie Boys.

This one always got a good laugh at parties.