Well my wife has gone and left me

and my dog has gone and died,

My Son looks just like my Brother,

Kinda think my Brother lied.

Cousin Joe married my Sister,

coz he liked her apple pies,

They sure got a pretty Daughter,

even though she's got 3 eyes.

(Chorus)

We're just one big family,

with a real short family tree,

We all kinda look the same,

Fourteen toes and half a brain,

We love to keep the family name.

Daddy said I need a girlfriend,

Cousin Jean would be my date,

She's been with seven of my Brothers,

But they all said she was great!

When daddy ran off with my Aunty,

I must admit we had some fears,

But their Son is kinda handsome

even though he shaves his ears.

We're just one big family,

with a real short family,

We all kinda look the same

Fourteen toes and half a brain,

We love to keep the family name.

We all kinda look the same,

Fourteen toes and half a brain,

We love to keep the family name.

Well....a song about, ahem.....family relationships,  in the more rural parts of the USA.

Musically contains every Country cliche I could think of :)