The thought police political,

Make thought and word seem trivial.

You think you’re wise. Imagine that!

You swallow lies but spit out facts,

Where every word is kindly spat,

A talking ****, is where you’re at.

You can’t say that, we’re politically correct now!

You can’t say fat, we’re politically correct now!

You can’t speak fact, we’re politically correct now!

…but I don’t know how.

I’ve got this monkey on my back,

I mean, ‘a primate forward lapsed.’

It’s “private space,” you’re not alone.

It isn’t used, it’s just pre-owned.

And when you fail: deferred success.

And when you lie: truth unexpressed.

You can’t say that, we’re politically correct now!