Chemical Mike says.., hope you all know,
ignorance and apathy claim
more lives than guns ever could.
Think about it..,
A lot.
You know somebody else is always
willing to believe your bullshit.
Because of good bullshit,
one person, and one load of big brown
bullshit,can change the world.
God bless bullshit.
I love bullshit. I'll tell you why
and I hope it clears things up.
Let me start by telling you that bullshit
is all part of making the world more peaceful.
Bullshit rallies people to believe,
even more bullshit and not
because we believe a word of it,
but because we trust in the power of
even more bullshit,
to save civilization itself.
The world needs bullshit today
and will need even more bullshit tomorrow.
That’s a fact. That’s a fact.
This is uhh necessary to keep control of stability of society.
Listen to the absolute bullshit
the world leaders are saying
on the television screens.
They tell us they want us to have security,
prosperity, friendship, and peace.
But why should we believe a word of it?
Because if that were true..,
why do they create wars?
Why do they harm or kill innocent people?
Why do they produce chemical, biological,
or nuclear weapons
capable of killing millions?
In the pursuit of peace
killing is not the answer.
Many friends and allies will pay a price.
And therefore the world needs bullshit
and will always have bullshit
as a source of stability and order.
I hope you all find comfort in that.
I'm a strong believer in the power of bullshit,
because I've seen it. Because I've felt it,
and most of all, because I needed it,
and I really uhh needed it.
And it worked. And I bet a lot of
people needed it before as well.
God bless bullshit.
I call on world leaders and fellow
defenders of bullshit
everywhere on earth.
In the name of securing our future,
we have an obligation to
spread bullshit everywhere.
We must stand united
under a flag of bullshit,
because the status quo,
must be maintained for all time.
And all the world, will be safer.
Tru$t me.
What a load of bullshit…..
Not been reviewed yet. Shame cause this is a clever piece, and probably the most unique I've heard on this site. The question is, do we get enough BS already or could we do with less. This piece has some interesting approaches to that issue. This is a well crafted piece of work well done