I’ve been strugglin with this machine all day Trying everything but it won’t play They say I’ve got to run this stupid test deck But I haven’t made it even pass once yet. Major hassle that’s for sure Gotta do what they’re paying you for I fed 400 cards a million times But the final count is three hundred ninety nine Western Area’s wants 100 percent I guess that’s why our engineering specialist was sent Barry he explained it all to the crew We’re still confused about what we’re supposed to do We want to use the deck to test our machines But now it’s a fetish, an end and not a means Every time I feel the machine is so fine The finally count is three hundred ninety nine. Just remember - don’t question what you do Barry’s bonus is depending on you….

This song makes sense to postal maintenance workers in distribution centers.