I’ve been living in a slice of hell Hanging down below the Bible belt Hot and smelly and sticky and wet Been a lot of places, it’s the worst one yet I’ve been living in America’s dong 17 years seems 50 long. Mosquitoes and love bugs, mosquitoes and fleas Mosquitoes and roaches, mosquitoes as you please Mosquitoes, melanoma, trailer camp schools Mosquitoes, melanoma, and …. a bunch of fools. I’ve been living in America’s dong 17 years seems way too long Condo commandos, and the ku klux klan Retirement cities and imported sand. Blue haired ladies can’t see above the dash Give the finger, cut you off, and sue you when they crash. Three inch cockroach, found him in the sheets Kinda stays with you, haven’t slept in 7 weeks. Living here really is a bitter pill If the sharks don’t get ya, then the gators will. I’ve been living in America’s dong Every second here is a second too long. Hang out on the beach - lots of sun. Sand fleas and sea lice - lots of fun. Hey we can go to South Beach, yea that‘s the one! Old men in thong bikinis giving lots of tongue! I’ve been living in America’s dong Every second here is a year too long! Mosquitoes and mosquitoes and mosquitoes Mosquitoes and mosquitoes and mosquitoes Mosquitoes and mosquitoes and mosquitoes Mosquitoes and mosquitoes and mosquitoes I’ve been living in America’s dong I took a turn somewhere, God it was so wrong Low wages, rebel flags, and t-shirt stores Runaways, refugees, and crack house whores Leprous armadillos and poison toads Syringes on the beach and congested roads. Cocaine cowboys running dope Get the homeless people and hide them from the Pope It don’t matter what the ballots say My brother’s gonna count the votes anyway. I’ve been living in America’s dong Been wearing Mickey Mouse ears way too long.