chorus:
I’ll shrink your problems
take ‘em all away
I’ll shrink your worries
Worries never pay
I’ll shrink your troubles
take ‘em all away
shrinkin’ wit da shrink
almost every night and day
well, they call me the shrink
cause I’m a real problem solver
I can shoot out solutions
like a Remington revolver
straight rockin’ daddy
rappin’ shrink
with da facts
rappin’ to the rhythm
of the train upon the tracks
other shrinks
well they can’t come close
like a broken water facet
or a leaky water hose
they just sit in their offices
with cushy arm chairs
head in the clouds
feat in the air
but not me
I don’t talk psychobabble
bang a different drum
and I shake a different rattle
when they try to impress you
by flashin’ blots of ink
tell ‘em you’ll be getting busy
shrinkin’ wit da shrink
music and dance therapy
sure beats lyin’ on da couch
and inheritin’
labels
like paranoid schizophrenic
manic depressive
hyperactive hebephrenic
if you’re ill
you don’t need another pill
I’ll give you a prescription
that’ll make your psyche chill
bold and I’m bad to the bone
just drop into my office
or call on your cell phone
shrinkin’
winkin’ blinkin’
causin’ a commotion
in my hot rod Lincoln
if you feel like a
ship that’s wrecked and slowly sinkin’
I’ll shrink all the pain
neurotic thoughts
that you’ve bin thinkin’
Freud
ain’t got nothin’ on me
I’ll shrink away your pain
wit my psychotherapy
I just mix it wit da beat
bring in J Lo, maybe Pink
life is therapeutic
when you’re shrinkin’
wit da shinkin’
break it down...
Song Information
A favorite among Dr BLT's patients at RJ Donovan Prison, this song is also available on iTunes, Spotify, and Amazon.com
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A favorite among Dr BLT's patients at RJ Donovan Prison, this song is also available on iTunes, Spotify, and Amazon.com
