Shrink Rapped
words and music by Dr BLT © 2014
you thought that shrinks wore spectacles
and tiny, short-cropped beards
you thought that shrinks were nuts
you know you thought that shrinks were wierd
until the day you met a shrink
who forced you to adapt
your biased view of shrinks it seemed
was just a bunch of crap
'cause the shrink rapped
he danced around and clapped
he rapped into the microphone
until his lips were chapped
his musical prescriptions
were music to your ears
the shink rapped all your blues away
and rocked away your fears
he rapped about emotions
like fear, and guilt and grief
he said to let them out
would be a way to get relief
just mix a little rhythm with the music in your soul
the shrink rapped to the rhythm of that
good old rock n roll
the shrink rapped
he danced around and clapped
he rapped into the microphone
until his lips were chapped
his musical prescriptions
were music to your ears
the shink rapped all your blues away
and rocked away your fears
he said to err is human
forgiveness is divine
he rapped upon your brain
and then he rapped upon your spine
a modern-day Pied Piper
he's Dr BLT
and if you hadn't guessed by now
that rappin' shrink is me
the shrink rapped
he danced around and clapped
he rapped into the microphone
until his lips were chapped
his musical prescriptions
were music to your ears
the shink rapped all your blues away
and rocked away your fears
