elektronz
@elektronz
@elektronz
podcast d/load v.slow
howcome ...im on fibre optic fast as flip speedy shit and im still using a calender to monitor the downloads ,,,help please or ill do a van gogh on me privates ...and no it doesnt mean i have an ear on me crown jewels or am growing one there for science ,,,i just mean ill cut off something ..just in case any smarty pants retorts with something like ,,yeh well van gogh didnt cut of his knob it was his ear ...and saving me from replying something like ,,," you dont say !! " ...lol or sommunk along them lines 
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hi im sie and its quite hard to catergorise my tunes as they dont stay to one particular style ,the nearest i can get is a sort of stir fry genre where...
anyways i hope you enjoy the tunes and its good to be back
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i might just do that
yeh ive thought that too ,,toes are a pain in the arse ...especuially when you get kicked there by someone who insists on going barefoot and has nails like razors ...omg but does that bring a tear or 3 to your eye ...i say cut off there toes and replace them with the tongue of a buffalo or some similar sized thing ...or just dont replace them and watch them tumble and fall as they try to boot you in the arse and you laugh deleriously at there feeble attempt ...yup ..thing is when you try to play footsie with the missus under the table you gonna be there a while and pretty much not have the same effect as someone say with a full set of toes who would successfully acheive that thing...oh crap now im really going off on one ,,i do need to stop doing this as eventually ill run out of things to say and be sat in future mix radio chat rooms at the back just serving drinks and mopping up after vig who constantly throws up cos he insists on eating that dam kangaroo curry he has imported form spain ...apparently the spanish kangaroo is more tastier ...wether thats true ,god only knows ,,and he aint telling ..
i cant take my self seriously anymore ..this is way too much fun to toe the line of a "normal" outlook on life ,,tried it ,,not so much failed as got a bit bored with it ...this way is just to cool ,,i really should try me hand at writing some lyrics ,,taht would be an eye-opener
Go with a toe Sie you really don't need your toes... LOL
well im downloading them all ,,well yours and kerrins anyway ..you play the kind of music that eases my rigamortis riddled baby making valve and reinvigerates that spongey mass sat just south of my vision spheres ..and dont be sorry matey ..it could be my end thats slow as well ...im trying me best to trim the pc to a size 0 spheltiness although a size 0 in my eyes is basically a corpse of 3 months dug up and draped with tissue paper ...i likes my ladies to have lumps and bumps where lumps and bumps ought to be ...oh yes ..the lumpy bumpy lady is a sight to behold