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bellybutton fluff
once upon a time there lived an egyptian pharoh named i-kan boo-gee whos job it was to clean the kings belly button ...apparently he was crap and eventually was exiled into the desert where he perished ...meanwhile the king now at a loss for the maintenance of his belly button noticed that over the days it began to accumulate stuff ...curious as to this occurence he summoned a slave ,one who was knowledgeable in these things , and questioned the waif as to why this was happening ..the waif ,terrified of revealing the truth about sed build up of collective in the kings bb suddenly came up with a great reply and thus saved himself from banishment and the kings wrath ...your most gracious highness this is a sign from the gods that you will accumulate wealth and riches beyond all belief ...the king smiled and rewarded the waif by not banishing him and also outfitting him with the latest footwear of papyrus nike river of jordans ..to which the waif was bowled over with an excitement as yet conceived by any mere mortal ...and thus became the myth of belly button fluff ...the moral of this story is quite simple ...dont sit at a computer for more than 3 hours twiddling your fingers trying to get a tune together only to realise 2 things ...1) writers block has set in and sod all is gonna get done ..and 2) your arse cheeks have gone so numb you wouldnt know if you crapped yourself cept for the god awfull smell and the filling of your socks with a liquidy substance resembling onion soup 
happy days folks oh happy days
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anyways i hope you enjoy the tunes and its good to be back 
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all im going to say is bugger ,then to avoid any onion souping of the socks i shall increase my fibre intake by chewing on a 2 by 4 thus rendering my sphincter canal drip free and subsequent solid bound output can recommence :D ...i really need to get out more ,,i really do
Notice that he said break in routine; he did not say break in wind.
i know matey but im so impatient ,,i need to be writing new material almost every day ..thing is i kanda of like the break ,,it means theres going to be another chunk of new tunes to come ,,but until then im currently trying out the remastering of some old favourites ive done ..just completed a remaster of red head remix ..sounds massive ...bassy and ive used a stereo expander to beef up and seperate the sounds so it sounds better and clearer ,and more defined ..ive got my secret settings all saved so i can just throw any track in ,,load up the preset and tweak it for each track
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you've been crawling beneath your bed again, haven't you?