Typical Male

Words and Music by: Joe Hand  ©2006

I’m a typical male yeah                  Listen to me now while I        

tell you a story  ‘bout a                   beautiful lady   she was

oh so lovely made my                     hair stand straight up and I

stood quite straight up and I            sucked my gut in

She said, “hi, I’m Candy,  are you         feeling alright now cause you

look kinda funny like you’re                  gonna have a baby.”  And I

cracked up laughin’ now I’m                 totally smitten what a

typical male, I fall so easily in love

yes I’m in love                  I’m in love

Yes I’m in love                  And I’ve never felt this way before…

I’m a typical male yeah                  you still with me?  Good!

I’ve got a story of a                        beautiful lady she had

Four hundred horses under a          fire engine red dress with

Fine, fine leather that only comes from overseas

She said, “Hi I’m Candy, are you                  ready to ride now cause you

Look like the kind of man that will         Fit me to a T.”  and I

Cracked up laughin’ now I’m                   Totally smitten I’m a

Typical man, I fall so easily in love         and I’m in Love… 

You can say I’m careless I don’t mind

But a man ain’t a man unless he’s left half his brain behind

I’m a typical man yeah just                  One more story of a

Beautiful lady who                           Caught me in a store she was

The kind of woman I could                  Put on a pedestal just

Pure eye candy and I                            Had to take her home

She was   Five foot nothing with a         frame so slender, I could

Watch her for hours she’s a picture perfect screen

and I’m in love …

from Joe's 2007 release  "Typical Male".... an all star band backs Joe on this jammy tune.