Endeavors make no difference all your efforts are in vain,

Spectacles, testicles, watch and wallet, you’ve got that down in spades.

Romantic love and liquid cash they never walk your way

Beat it! To your consciousness, just one card left to play

Shoplifting in the closet but you’ve gotta have what it takes

Entering the habit, philanthropy at stake. (x2)

Not ones fault the way you see it, it’s out of your control

Not living in some banana republic, the story must unfold

It’s wrong I know but good for show, your mind goes to and fro

Keep one foot in put one foot out, but which way should you go…

 Shoplifting in the closet but you’ve gotta have what it takes

Entering the habit, philanthropy at stake. (x2)