Put on my mirror shades
World starts to look so cool

Bitches hanging from the trees
And pitch black leather fields

All rivers are flowing beer
And even bunnies are bottles of Jack

That's why
I put on my mirror shades

That's why
I like rock 'n roll

That's why
My **** is chrome

That's why
You're my metal maid

Put on my mirror shades
World starts to look so cool

Everything looks so cool

And you

you are my fucking metal maid

And my chrome ****

Is cumming whiskey

Okay, first of all I was very drunk when I made this. I was drinking beer alone at home waiting for my friend to come over and came up with an idea of an Hard Rock/Stoner band that was all about black-and-white masculinity of rock and drinking excessive amounts of beer.

So while downing another beer I just let it flow and after 15 minutes this 'song' was recorded, lyrics wrote and sang and even mixed together (badly and too damn loud). Somehow I like this song a lot not least because it has so wonderful lyrical themescape. Imagine that you put on mirrorshades and instantly you see the world as an mans utopia (Manowar anyone?).

All in all this song was the kickstart for Chrome Boner and still is the backbone of the project. It's the original demo version so despite it's very badly put together I still think it has that "something" in the feeling. Proper longer version will come when I have time to put together a CB distro package.

Oh and it's entirely done with Line6 Pod X3 (except that bad mastering)

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFQyTYJ5o-Y