The Human Condition

<p><span style="color: #33cc00;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Well,</span></span><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #c0c0c0;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">we're&nbsp;just your stereotypical South OC tireless wireless high tech low life bottomless pit of wants &amp; needs kinna surfer dudes that does not respond well to authoritative direction. Intuitively,&nbsp;We consistently practice better living through utter denial and a steady diet of peanut butter and xanax sandwiches. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.<br /></span></span><br /></span><span style="color: #33cc00; font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Many</span></span><span style="color: #c0c0c0;"> <span style="color: #800000;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #ffff00;">friends and family see us as a premature post traumatic interface database cyberspace fanatics due to&nbsp;our super cool heat seeking smart **** bomb kinna attitudes. Like we give a damn what common folk think. People always asking&nbsp;us </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #ffff00;">"what's your problem dudes, ignorance or apathy?"</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><span style="font-size: small;"> Truth is&nbsp;we just dont know, and we really don't care. And those of you that think you know everything are annoying to those of us that do.<br /></span><br /></span><span style="color: #33cc00; font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Our</span></span></span><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #c0c0c0;">&nbsp;<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">global view is that all the World's a Stage, but most folks are desperately unrehearsed and there are far to many freaks and not near enough circuses to gainfully employ them. But hell,&nbsp;we're really just a buncha mice in the rat race of society yet constantly feel like&nbsp;we're diagonally parking in a parallel universe to which&nbsp;we do not belong.</span></span></span></span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">&nbsp;<span style="color: #33cc00; font-family: verdana;">Chicks </span></span><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #ffff00;">universally dig&nbsp;us cuz&nbsp;we're humble, honest, sincere and a strict Vagitarians. Does not hurt that&nbsp;we're worth a couple million, I suppose. (At least that's what we tell them). </span></span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #c0c0c0;"><br /></span><span style="color: #33cc00; font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Most</span></span></span><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #c0c0c0;">&nbsp;<span style="color: #800000;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">our fans think we're psychotic, except for our closest&nbsp;fans deep inside the earth, so&nbsp;we constantly plead contemporary insanity. They're all just jealous because the voices only talk to&nbsp;us and&nbsp;we have this fear that everyone is out to make&nbsp;us paranoid.</span> <br /></span></span>_____________________________________________________<br /><br /></span><span style="color: #ff3600; font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: #ffff00;">Basic Fleeting Vocational Abilities</span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #ff9900; font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #00ff00;">Well,</span></span></span><span style="color: #c0c0c0;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #ff0000;">when&nbsp;we're&nbsp;not jamming, making feature motion pictures, or fulfilling&nbsp;International Modeling contracts, we're&nbsp;all test pilots for classified aircraft, (Stemming from our stints with the CIA, DIA and NSA of course). </span></span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="color: #00ff00;">When</span> <span style="color: #ff0000;">not perfecting neurosurgery techniques, or calculating our latest electro-magnetic gravitational propulsion theories,&nbsp;we're all pro surfers, mountain climbers, Kung-fu experts and volunteer fire fighters.</span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><span style="font-size: small;">Band members&nbsp;enjoy the usual typical kinna junk such as: </span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p><span style="color: #00ff00;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;">Skinny Skiing and M&eacute;nage &agrave; Trois Snow Boarding</span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #00ff00;"><span style="font-size: small;">Running with the Bulls while peeking on Mushrooms</span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #00ff00;"><span style="font-size: small;">Dropping Ecstasy and Dancing Argentine Tango at a Rave</span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #00ff00;"><span style="font-size: small;">Hunting Harmless Critters to Validate&nbsp;Macho Status *not </span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #00ff00;"><span style="font-size: small;">Big Wave Surfing while Sipping Frothy Tuna Martini's</span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #00ff00;"><span style="font-size: small;">Complex Rough Sex cuz We can't get Enuff Tuff Love </span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #00ff00;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ritualistic Pagan Pure Breed Puppy Breeder Sacrafices</span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #00ff00;"><span style="font-size: small;">Midnight Beach Sushi and Chocolate Milk Picnics Watching Submarine Races with Chicks we Meet on Tour *blink*</span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: #ff6600;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Just normal junk like that</span></span></span></p>