words and music by Wayne - the Humps

I drove my truck to Kansas City

To meet this tall vixen with the long legs and she’s so pretty

I hope to god that she ain’t married

I hope she doesn’t have a jealous ex-boyfriend or a brother with a permit to carry, hmmmm

Sometimes things can go so wrong rather quickly

Do you know what I mean?

It’s Kansas City, USA baby!

I was given some advice about girls so pretty

Especially those ones from Kansas City, Missouri

She asked me if I invested in the stock market

While at the same time she was going through my front pocket

Well it’s certainly been an experience with this shady lady

On Maggie’s farm in Kansas City

Doo ron, doo ron, doo ron

Boy, this place is a zoo, out in the Midwest, Kansas City

Strangely I found out I lost all my money

I wonder if it was because of my new found honey pie

She threw herself at my feet for some mercy and pity

What else can you expect when you go on a road trip to Kansas City

Oh yeah, things got a little crazy with this beautiful lady

But oh man, it was so much fun in Kansas City

Doo ron, doo ron, doo ron

What ever happens in Kansas City stays in Kansas City

A fun song about going on a blind date