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MUSICIAN'S JOKES..

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By: Ab1
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MUSICIAN'S JOKES..

do you all know these? I'm not a joke man.. especially not jokes at the expense of anyone..&nbsp;worst example ethnic groups.. but i am a musician so I've remembered these 3 musicians jokes for as long as i can remember.. thought it might be fun to have some fun..<br /><br />no punch lines posted (yet).. I'll leave the answers up to you..<br /><br /><br />- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

<br /><br /><br />1. what's better than roses on your piano?<br /><br /><br /><br />2. what do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?<br /><br /><br /><br />3. what did they find under beethoven's piano stool?<br /><br /><br /><br />post your answers here.. the first to get all 3 "correct" gets a little prize..<br /><br />CHEERS.. :-)<br /><br />

Ab1
08/23/08 02:23:47AM @ab1:
I do seem to remember drummer jokes and one liners too.. always something like.. nah he's not a musician.. he plays drums.. and I'd agree rick.. lead singers will screw just about anything.. even lightbulbs!.. :-)
Gabriel
08/22/08 10:23:07PM @gabriel-sabadi:
Hmmmm Drummer jokes huh?

ok ....How can you tell if the stage is level?
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Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

Gabriel
08/22/08 10:20:02PM @gabriel-sabadi:
LMAO Joe !!!!!
Ab1
08/22/08 03:13:07PM @ab1:
good ones guys.. the difference between dark and hard?

it stays dark all night.. (of course before the days of viagra lol).. :-)

Beerhunter
08/22/08 01:30:07PM @the-london-project:
A father was buying bass lessons for his son.
The 1st week the father asked him what he had learned
The son said "On my 1st lesson we learned about the E string"
The 2nd week came and after the lesson the father asked what had he learned that week
The son said "On my 2nd lesson I learned about the A string"
3rd week came by and the father said to his son "You know these are expensive lessons what have you learned this week"
The son said "I quit the lessons I already got a gig"

Beerhunter
08/22/08 01:25:35PM @the-london-project:
Who cares - neither one's a guitar
Beerhunter
08/22/08 01:24:35PM @the-london-project:
What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?
Ab1
08/22/08 11:22:43AM @ab1:
hmmm... a dealer?.. lol..
Ab1
08/22/08 07:15:14AM @ab1:
lolbrothers.. fun is good.. keeps me from being the troublemaker here.. lol..

what's the difference between dark and hard?

Gabriel
08/22/08 06:18:54AM @gabriel-sabadi:
23 Joe. Two to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder and screw it in, and the rest sitting there with their arms folded and thinking they could do it better ;)
Ab1
08/22/08 02:12:08AM @ab1:
gabe.. didn't you mean how many lead guitarists does it take to screw up your songs? I got the answer to that.. 1.. me.. :-)
Ab1
08/22/08 02:09:22AM @ab1:
69,035,271,907,863,479,685.. ?? seriously.. one to hold the bulb and... hmmm... :-)

Gabriel
08/21/08 07:08:21PM @gabriel-sabadi:
How many Lead Guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb ?????
Gabriel
08/21/08 07:06:38PM @gabriel-sabadi:
That would be a Flat Minor guys !!!!!! Gabe wins by default ;)
Gabriel
08/21/08 07:05:03PM @gabriel-sabadi:
Bingo Rick. wtg ;)
Ab1
08/21/08 11:05:23AM @ab1:
well ladies and gentlmen REAPER wins!!.. 1. tulips on your organ 2. A flat miner 3. his last movement.. congrats reaper!!
sorry though.. the prize is only one of my CDs.. lol.. please PM me your mailing addy if it's worth it to you.. lol..
but now.. who can answer gabe's? hmmmmmmm.. something to do with notes? got me stumped now gabriel.. thanks for keeping it LIVE.. :-)

Gabriel
08/21/08 07:29:33AM @gabriel-sabadi:
Not sure if 2 and 3 are right Rick but I'm lmao !!!!
Gabriel
08/21/08 07:20:00AM @gabriel-sabadi:
Not sure about 2 and 3 but .......
What's the difference between a musician and a US savings bond?

Ab1
08/21/08 07:06:17AM @ab1:
lol.. DAZED got number 1 right.. outta sight!!! dace.. too busy? it's about time bro!!!! lol... :-))
Ab1
08/22/08 09:16:32AM @ab1:
hmmm.. tsar got me stumped... anybody know the answer? and the answer to my last one too?
Dazed
08/21/08 06:16:47AM @dazed:
1. tulips on your organ?
2. no idea
3. no idea

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