MUSICIAN'S JOKES..

do you all know these? I'm not a joke man.. especially not jokes at the expense of anyone..&nbsp;worst example ethnic groups.. but i am a musician so I've remembered these 3 musicians jokes for as long as i can remember.. thought it might be fun to have some fun..<br /><br />no punch lines posted (yet).. I'll leave the answers up to you..<br /><br /><br />- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

<br /><br /><br />1. what's better than roses on your piano?<br /><br /><br /><br />2. what do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?<br /><br /><br /><br />3. what did they find under beethoven's piano stool?<br /><br /><br /><br />post your answers here.. the first to get all 3 "correct" gets a little prize..<br /><br />CHEERS.. <br /><br />