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<p>oh well it had to happen one day ..yup pc decided about 3 weeks ago to stop playing ball and so subsequently i lost a hell of a lot of stuf musically so ive had to reformat and strat from scratch again ...new software,synths ,and ive finally got back to where i was b4 the big dive ..so im remixing a few old tracks untill im back 100% ,,,just re-done funked up for 2011 ..:D</p>

<p>hi ho just put up 3 tunes one is new one isnt and one is a the other one ....synapse i wrote in a spell of dispair when my brain tried to invert itself and escape through my left nostril ...funked up is a cool slice of electro/RnB and nightmare is a dream i had about writing a tune called nightmare :D i hope u like them and dont bother singing along to them cos there aint no lyrics cept if you feel like shouting out loud "all you have to to is close your eyes and listen " or "one moment please" or " what you have just heard is real" and the classic ,,"if you frighten easy turn off your radio now" ,,,works for me ....now im off into chat where i will be discussing new recipes for chicken tikka masala sponge cake surprise ...the surprise being there aint no spomge cake lmao ....</p>

<p>i like to try styles so i thought id give the heavy metal one a stab ,,this was written using the slayer guitar vst which i think is pretty cool hope you like </p><p>http://www2.mixposure.com/elektronz/music.php</p>

<p>this one got played on saturday just gone by kalo so i thought id upload it for you all ,.,it has as was said irish folky tones but layered with a bouncing house track ...i like to mix and match me tunes enjoy</p>

<p>just put up 6 new tunes ,,4 of them are in the drum and bass /jungle style ,,,and one layer cake is a sort of experimental /filmish type of tune ,,,enjoy tune 6 ah lets see now ..ok this one is my sort of attempt at a sensual tune ,,but the way my brain is wired it didnt tuen out like that ,,in fact it basically is a parody of all things ****-like ...very tongue in cheek so to speak or hand down trousers for all the weirdos lmao anyways its called naughty but nice and takes a comedic poke at rude tunes </p>

<p>ok here we go ..not one to conform with the norm ive uploaded a few tunes for the halloween thing ...all different styles ,,from soundtrack to drum and bass but hopefully keeping the halloween vibe intact ,,,,enjoy &nbsp;</p>

<p>hello everyone your probably wondering why ive not been inundating the site with tunes and stuff as of late ,well the simple answer is that the moon has crossed over into cancer via taurus and has settled slap bang in the middle of my iffyness thus causing a parallel universe to open up and suck the very vibe from my being and leave me knackered like a knackered thing thats totally knackered out ...if you dont get that please dont ask for the complicated reason ...im just getting to grips with what ive just typed myself ROTFLMAO ...!!! ..anyways my studio is complete a nice rebuild ,a nice rick wakeman look and the lappy is now supporting firewire and the 3 usb inputs from me 2nd hard drive ,apc ableton live controller and controller keyboard ...im at the min just installing the necessary software to do my gubbings with and boy is it going to be some gubbings i can tell you...even going to call my latest album ,,,the best of my gubbings ...oh yes i can guarantee some extra terrestrial gubbings from now on ...blah blah blah packet of grated cheese and a sweaty can of armpit juice ....anyways just thought id let you all now how i stand ,,,slightly forward and too the left :D</p>

<p>just purchased myself a years supply of silver ...woohoo 30 tunes ...i think i can find myself 30 tracks on me hard drive some where ...LOL ...oh by the way i think i might of just written the rudest track ever concieved by anyone ...im so wanting to upload it but im not sure if you peeps can handle it ...hmm i await your thoughts on this one LOL ...well put it this way ...erm ....nah your gonna have to wait LOL :D</p>