Call Kevorkian  (Rock Satire) c2010 BMI

Writer/composer, all tracks Mack Sanders

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Somebody stole your remote control?

Is your underwear too tight?

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Oh yea!!!

look here....Had another bad hair day?

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Call Kevorkian (Rock Satire) c2010 BMI

writer/composer, all tracks by Mack Sanders