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<p>I'm a modern man, digital and smoke free; a man for the millennium. I am a diversified, multi-cultural, post modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. <br /><br />I'm a high-tech low life. A cutting edge state of the art, bi-costal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new-wave, but I'm old school; and my inner child is outward-bound. <br /><br />I'm a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time, I'm radioactive. <br /><br />I am behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I wear power ties, but I tell no lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm an over-achiever; laid back and fashion forward. <br /><br />Up-front, down-home; low rent, high maintenance. I'm super sized, long lasting, high definition, fast-acting, oven ready and built to last. I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary care-giver. <br /><br />My output is down, but my income is up. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I'm toll-free, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. I'm a fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. <br /><br />I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post dated, freeze-dried, double wrapped and vacuum-packed. And I have unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal, lean and mean. <br /><br />Cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride. <br /><br />I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunch time is crunch time. <br /><br />I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt; I'm hangin' tough. Over and Out.</p>