Desmond the Dentist - Burrage

V1
As he scrapes and as he pokes
He makes you cough and splutter
With his knee upon your chest
he tells you dentist jokes yeah

He will ask for your life story
And when you try to answer
That's the part he likes the best
Coz he's doing something gory

Are you sitting comfortably?
Has your mouth gone numb?
It's then I start to worry
And I wonder what he's done
Are you sitting comfortably?
Now please try to relax
I'd rather face a mad man
With an over active axe


Ch
Oh I live in terror of Desmond the dentist
As he handles an extraction with a fixture of a grin
Yes I live in terror of Desmond the dentist
As he drives home the needle and the room begins to spin

V2
As he turns on the drill
From behind you comes a cackle
You know you promised to be still
I'll have to call the nurse

You may think that you're in a dream
If only you could wake up
But then he slips and makes you scream
It's gonna get much worse

Are you sitting comfortably?
This isn't going to hurt
But I remember last time
And the blood all down my shirt
Are you sitting comfortably?
My what a lot of teeth
Its then he starts to dig around
To see what's underneath


Ch
Oh I live in terror of Desmond the dentist
As he handles an extraction with a fixture of a grin
Yes I live in terror of Desmond the dentist
As he drives home the needle and the room begins to spin

This track has been a hell of a lot of fun and I hope you all like it. Billy laid down one his brilliant bed tracks which suited my daft lyrics perfectly but everyone has played key roles in producing this track.Andy played great bass has really kept me on my toes with the mixing, J provided some brilliant keys (the spin section works just right) and sound fx. Cas dressed up in her best nurses outfit and we actually have her recorded as the manic nurse in the intro and outro...... well done everyone 

Cheers Ian

Music/Guitars -Billy Playle
Bass- Andy Gupta
Keys/SFX - Jay Schankman
Mad Nurse/ Casia
Lyrics/Vocal/Drums/SFX/Production - Ian Burrage
Band Promotion - Casia

From the Stonehinged Album