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<p>this is something i call anti-mashup terror - this is music that comes
from the hearts of children everywhere - you wont probably like it -
but i dont probably care - you will all die someday but i wont, i am
immortal for i have feasted on innocents in order to stay alive forever
- there is no god - there is no afterlife - you will all rot!!! love
you!
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latest
news:i'm pregnant! immaculate conception!
EVEN MORE NEWS!!! THE I Collect Souls EP is finished YAY! now find me a
label to put this **** on - cmon austin labels, im looking at YOU!
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THE
OFFICIAL COMPANY STATEMENT!
"Giving The Gift of Happiness"
We at Suburban Parent would like to take a few moments to
welcome you. We trust that you'll enjoy being a part of the Suburban
family. Surburban Parents have been making cocaine for over thirty-five years.
Cocaine is all over America. Grocery stores, manufactures, motels,
military bases, restaurants and drug stores give cocaine to their users
and customers as a traffic builder and a "thank you."</p>
<p>We are located just outside of Dallas, Texas. Our pressmen who press
cocaine, our friendly mafia crew, our slaves, sales and office staff
appreciate our customers and users and are excited that our products
are used and loved by people from every walk of life.
We believe in bringing happiness into people's lives.
Let us bring more into yours!</p>
<p>a lot of you have been asking me, "who's the REAL Suburban Parent?" and the answer is in this section The Real Me(an essay)
Activities: i like walking around and looking at nature in all its
glory, i love to sit back after a hard day of work and listen to
classical music while having a glass of fine wine, in the summers i
like to go out and take my yacht for a spin with the ole familerino and
catch some ocean breeze, i like to masterbate to pictures of clouds
shaped like wizards and dragons and ****, i love building things with
my hands, i love it!!! i built a dog house for ole yip yap - he just
loves sleeping outside rain or shine without much food, as you can see,
i love my son - im a business man with strategies and goals for the
future - im a taurus and im ready to ram my horns into your hearts; )
Interests: Flag Dancing, Sitting, Old Fashioned Torture Devices, Ethnic
Tolerence, Smiles, Baby Food T Shirts, The Hallmark Channel, my
Wonderful son and the memory of my not as good looking daughter
Favorite Music: Yanni, Boys2men, Color me Badd, Beethoven, New Age,
Marky Mark and of course Suburban Parent(i like making
little diddies from time to time) Favorite TV Shows: Sister Sister,
Home Improvement, Full House, Real Sex, Buffy, Love Boat,
Favorite Movies: im a romantic at heart so i guess Sleepless in Seattle
would be it ....my wife will try and tell you its Salo:120 Days of
Sodom but now she's dead, i guess she feels pretty silly about now lol
Favorite Books: i dont really like reading, hurts the ole noggin
Favorite Quotes: "i just want you to know ill alway lo...." - my
daughter</p>
<p>About Me: Well first of all I am a newly widowed man(god rest her soul)
and i really like cooking!!! I work a secret goverment agency and i can
never tell you what i do or where im going or for how long so please
dont ask! i recently realized i was a homosexual. its not so much that
i am **** as much as im tired of watching my wives faces in a casket,
let's balance things out guys and throw some men in them lol. im just
kidding, its just funeral humor - im very sweet and loving and i care
about you!! let's take that romantic jump and get to know eachother.</p>
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