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@vig-wig • 12 years ago
how about some head scratching:
I notice you have the same first name as Marilyn Monroe. Are you two related?

Why can't Michael Jackson carry his own umbrella?

I just observed a flock of geese flying in a "V" formation. Is that the only letter they know?

When a jack-in-the-box plays "Pop Goes the Weasel," why does a clown always pop out instead?

Can a ventriloquist converse with his dentist while his teeth are being worked on?

When Columbus first crossed the pristine beaches of the New World, did he get that black tarry stuff on his feet? Or is that a development of civilization?

Why can't Michael Jackson carry his own umbrella?

After I began experiencing menopausal hot flashes, I wondered: Could we harness all this free heat generated by millions of women for a practical use?

Who gets to peel all those popcorn shrimp?

Why do birds sometimes pick a single vehicle to make a mess on? Do they have a warped sense of humor, or are they not capable of this kind of thought?

Where did all the stars go? In the '50s, the sky was loaded with them.

Are there bathrooms in heaven?

When I dream why don't I need glasses to see?

If fish could sneeze, and a whole school of fish sneezed all at once, how big of a wave would it create?

If we could get all living beings on Earth to face in one direction and then begin running. Would this influence the speed of the Earth's rotation?

Do you think daylight-saving time could be contributing to global warming? The longer we have sunlight, the more it heats the atmosphere.

Instead of moving our clocks one hour forward every spring, then one hour backward every fall, why couldn't we just move them one-half hour forward this spring and be done with it?.

Do flies ever get sick?

I see falling stars nearly every night. They seem to come out of nowhere. Have stars ever fallen out of any known constellations?

Does a 10-gallon hat really hold that much? They don't look big enough.

Didn't Louis XIII have any furniture? Everybody's heard about his son's furniture, but what about him?

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