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Chick's Like a Dude
Did you ever meet a girl that wasn't quite like all the other girls? But you loved her anyway, 'cus she was just so special? Well, I can definitely relate...
Well, now I got a girl, at least that's what I thought
She's kinda built like a truck and she runs just as hot
She's got an anchor tattoo on the side of her arm
and she don't shave her legs, but that's a part of her charm
She dines at Western Sizzlin' 'cus it's all you can eat
she'll down a six-pack of Bud with her blood-red meat
She drives an 18 wheeler and she's packin' some heat
and if you get in her way she'll plant you six foot deep
She's always scratching her ass and telling jokes that are crude
She chews tobacco in bed and watches sports in the nude
A little Nascar racing puts her right in the mood....
What can I tell ya, boys -- chick's like a dude...chick's like a dude,
the chick's like a dude, chick's like a dude
Well, she's big and she's bad and she swears like a sailor
and she lives like a queen in her double-wide trailer
Well, she's a card-carryin' member of the NRA
But she's the number one fan of the U.S. of A.
When we get out on the dance floor, she can get pretty lewd
she wants a man who is kinky -- not some old-fashioned prude
And she won't ever go home until she's totally stewed....
What can I tell ya, boys...chick's like a dude, chick's like a dude...the chick's like a dude, chick's like a dude.
Oh, yeah, the chick's like dude, she likes to argue and brawl
Oh, yeah, the chick's like a dude, she doesn't listen at all
Oh, yeah, the chick's like a dude, she throws her clothes all around
and I can never get the girl to put the toilet seat down....
She's just like a dude, the chick's just like a dude, hell, she's worse than a dude
Yeah, my ever-lovin'-sweetie-honey-sugar-britches-darling's like...a dude!
Sort of the inverse of "Dude looks like a lady"...well, the story speaks for itself.