"Falling Off A Log"

I'm gonna make this pure and simple
Don't show me your disrespect
Some may have a low opinion
I don't care, so, what the heck!
I been doing cons for ages
I can do them in the dark
My hand moves faster than expected
All I need's an easy mark

It's so easy
It's like falling off a log
It's so easy
Taking out the dog
It's so easy
Living off the hog
It's so easy
It's like falling off a log

I can sell you anything
The Eiffel Tower to the London Eye
I can grift your whole life savings
It's as simple as apple pie
I can feed your greedy nature
Give you nothing, make you mad
When I'm laughing, counting money
You'll realize that you've been had

It's so easy
It's like falling off a log
It's so easy
Taking out the dog
It's so easy
Living off the hog
It's so easy
It's like falling off a log

It's my nature
It's a breeze
I can take you
All with ease

Now it's time to learn the lesson
You can't cheat an honest man
You may want something for nothing
That just plays into my hands
I will make you think you're winning
Make you think you're on the rise
When you start to mull things over
You've been taken for a ride

It's so easy
It's like falling off a log
It's so easy
Taking out the dog
It's so easy
Living off the hog
It's so easy
It's like falling off a log
It's so easy
It's like falling off a log
It's so easy
Taking out the dog
It's so easy
Living off the hog
It's so easy
It's so easy
It's so easy
It's like falling off a log

Feeling in a good mood, so layed down a new track. My new Epiphone SG muse for all guitar parts ;-)