Unholy Man        Lyrics by William Thompson

Intro 

Verse one

Was a handsome, young man when I heard the calling from above.

Felt bound to preach the gospel and on my head there sat a dove.         

My friends thought it strange, said I was deranged, and it became quite clear

In that seminary, I had to agree, I almost disappeared. 

Verse two

Spent all my waking hours hangin’ out with a bunch of men.

Not sure how we all got there, maybe payin’ the wages of sin.

But chastity wasn’t meant for me, was lookin’ to  be free

Was a healthy young man, if you understand, wantin’ to get up off my knees

Chorus

 Temptation won out, in the face of my doubt.   

 Needed some fun, cause I was not havin’ none.                  

Wanted outta this jam, time to make a new plan,

 Livin’ the life of an unholy man.

Verse three

Yeah, momma cried that night as I set out on the town.

Went straight to the darkest place there was to be found. 

Had but one thing on my mind, and it was dancing right there,

A bad and good lookin’ woman with some long black hair. 

Verse four

She could tell I was fresh, walked up to me and rubbed my thigh.

Kissed me on the lips, slipped me the tongue, didn’t bother sayin’ “Hi”.

Whiskey goin’ down real easy and we got thoroughly trashed,

Her name was Joy, she had a room and I had some cash.

Chorus

Bridge 

Verse five

She pulled me in her place, clothes flyin' everywhere,

Crushed her mouth against mine again, never comin’ up for air.

I had no skill, just pent up desire, for me the sex was far from casual.  

But the end of the night, to her delight, she said I was a natural. 

Verse six

There was moanin’ and groanin’ like you never heard. 

My head was spinnin’, my vision blurred and my words were slurred

Said she’d never had a man like me, 

Converted to my new religion, lust and ecstasy.

Chorus  x2 (second chorus as below)

(vocal starts on third as below)

That’s how it began, time to make a new plan.

Livin’ the life, of an unholy man.

2015

Unholy Man

Words by Bill Thompson, music by Thompson and Joseph Rodriguez

All instumental work by the incomparable Metal Master himself, Joseph Rodriguez who produced and arranged.  Vocal by Bill Thompson of The TrueVulgarians.