I’m In Love With Medusa  (Lyrics)         by Bill Thompson 

Verse one

First time I heard about her,

Came from a stranger named Perseus,

Though he said she was a raving beauty,

Her gaze was merciless.

Verse two

He said, whatever you do, don’t look her in the eyes,

Or you’ll be turned to stone.

But the tale of this woman intrigued me,

She was like no one I’d ever known.

Bridge one

So I decided to see for myself

And in her cave I went.

Wanted to check out that Gorgon girl,

Just to see what old Perseus meant.

First Chorus

I’m in love with Medusa

And she’s in love with me.

Though we’ll never see eye to eye

Never took me for granite you see.

Verse three

I was filled with excitement,

Call it a love at first unsight,

Though I begged to see her in the light of day,

She said she’d only be with me at night.

Verse four

Looking away, she beckoned me closer,

In her midst, I couldn’t resist.

From the shadows she told me to close my eyes

And on my mouth I felt her kiss.

Bridge two

Now we’re makin’ the scene together,

She loved a dark and dingy bar.

And when we dance to the music of a rock ‘n roll band

She knows how to make me rock hard.

First Chorus

I’m in love with Medusa

And she’s in love with me.

Though we’ll never see eye to eye

Never took me for granite you see.

Verse five

I can’t lie, it’s been a rocky road

Try my best not to make her mad.

Don’t wanna be a statue, that much is true,

Always pray things don’t get that bad.

Verse six

So I play with fire, stay in harm’s way

Don’t really know how this might end.

Use my timidity, avoid rigidity

And at worse, break up as friends.

Bridge Three

Now when I comb her hair of serpents

Tryin’ hard not to get bit

In her mirror I see reflected

A poisonous relationship

First Chorus

I’m in love with Medusa

And she’s in love with me.

Though we’ll never see eye to eye

Never took me for granite you see.

Second Chorus

I’m in love with Medusa

And she’s in love with me.

Try to love her and not become

A monument to stupidity.

Outro

I’m in love with Medusa

And she’s in love with me.

Repeated  and fade out…

Not necessarily a Halloween song, though Medusa is generally regarded as a monster... 

Bill Thompson did everything on this one...  music/lyrics/all instruments/vocal/production