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<p>I want to suck you off Michael Paul Stratton, and swallow your ****, like a warm sip of soda, on a hot summer day, naked as you lay back in an easy chair, you sexy mother ****, you. Then I want you Mike to eat my ****, and suck on my clit, put your fingers in, and out of my ****, while you lick the shit out of my wet, creamy, warm, ****. I need you so bad right now Michael, that my knees are shaking, thinking of your big, huge, ****, inside of me. I want to bust a sixty nine with you, take me to excite , in our sexual lust for each other. I will orgasm in a such a way, my **** will slack, all over your ****, and balls, with my hot steamy lava flush. **** me good, and hard, changing positions, from missionary, to horizontal **** **** tease mega atomic flux breaker. As my eyes roll back in pleasure, I will make you **** so hard, your dick explodes with anger. When I go down on you Michael, do you want me to suck your balls? Lick my wet **** Michael. **** O’ ya right there, **** ya O’ Whoo, O’ O’ **** ya m’m’m, **** me harder. I like when you stick your huge dick in my wet chamber of sexual explosion. O’ I am going to ****, whoo my ****, ya ya, **** ya, awww ya. Yes, Yes, **** me so hard. Kiss my wet ****, with your sweet lips, so I can wrap my legs around your nice body, and you can penetrate my ****, going in and out fast, and slow, until we both **** in orgasmic pleasure. Do you want me doggy style Michael? hit me from the back, as I look in your eyes over my shoulder in pure pleasure. **** O’ ya right there, **** ya O’ Whoo, O’ O’ **** ya m’m’m. I need you so bad right now Michael Stratton, call me sexy. When you **** me call me a bitch, and a dirty ****, choke me, spank me, and pull my hair. I am waiting naked on my bed, with my legs spread wide open for you Michael. Please Hurry, my sweet sexy Michael</p>
<p>Welcome to the land of the holy funny bible, this is the story of Adam, and Eve, my sick twisted version. It was about twelve O’ clock in heaven when God got board, so he said to himself, and I quote, What should We three do to make the existence more fun, I know let us create a world like the future The Sims video game, by Maxis video game company. So God sparked a little macula into a nocuous, proton, electron, and a little hint of oxygen, boom bang presto like magic, he created the heavens, and the earth. Then God said to his other three personalities lets make a being in our image to **** up life on earth. So God took the dust from the earth, and made, an insane creature called mankind, which turned out to be a fucking joke. A few days later after God took his nap, Eve was naked in the garden of Deon, when a snake with a big dick appeared. The snake said to eve, O’ you look mighty sexy to day, Eve replied thank you, your extra hard yourself. The snake said look at the fruit on this tree dost it not look good. Eve replied why yes snake it does, but God said we may eat of nay tree in the garden except this one. The snake replied, you shall not die, for God knows if you eat of the fruit, your eyes shall be open, and you will destroy God, and take over heaven. Eve took the fruit from the tree, and bit it, all of a sudden she knew she had a ****, and ****. She wanted Adam to eat her ****, so she walked over to him, and saw his big dick, eve handed the fruit to Adam, and Said here eat this, it will make you very horney. Adam said maybe I should, so we can have a better sex life. Adam ate the fruit, and his eyes were open, he knew he had a big dick. So God was very mad when he saw Adam, and Eve fucking under the forbidden tree of knowledge of sexual positions. So God damned them out of the garden for ever, and put a flaming **** in front, to guard the garden of sex forever, The End.</p>
<p>in the beginning I was in a place in a sober living, where gods were in control of my mind, and souls were broken my name is Samuel Smithy, a rouge warrior of the fifth star in the third sector of sexual hell. I woke up one morning naked in my bed with sex on my mind I thought to my self should I rape someone today. I then thought to myself no I should not maybe I will just shoot some dirty common **** in the mouth with my sawed off shot gun. I again thought no, all of a sudden I was filled with retarded thoughts of Satan fucking Mickey mouse in the ass with Santa clause’s dick. I was then filled with the love of Satan in my pants. I thought of the dog I fucked last night with no vassalage. God and the good lord Jesus last name Christ has a pompous for my naked soul. I am son of a bastard of a one footed ass **** named Peter, Peter Pan. The only thing I can think to do today is plant a big bomb in an elementary school, then I laugh a wicked little laugh as I **** my pants. I have killed six women and five men on my tummy, damn I hate little short fat people. I sought to find the little key to open the door to humpty dumpty’s ****. I sat on my bed for one hour thinking about how I was going to rape the thought of sex with my mother. Then I opened the bible and read John 3:16. I am a little bitch I thought to myself. I took my dad’s shotgun out of his safe, walked to my car, opened the front door of my car, and proceed to K-Mart. When I got to K-Mart I took my shotgun out of the trunk of my car, and went inside. I just love Christmas, because I get to butt **** little elves in the ass with my satanic fire ****. When I was born in a manger I was naked, my first thought was raping a horse. The difference between me, and Adolph Hitler is I want to exterminate everyone not just Jews. I then walked up to the first teller, and told her I hat her punch in little zit face, and put my shotgun to her head, then I pulled the trigger, and shot the **** of a specify meat ball sandwich out of her skull ha he, **** me!. I understand I am a little ass when I **** crack heads in the ass, with my flame’s hot red little ****. After I shot the women in the skull, I told everyone they must not leave K-Mart. I screamed **** you all everyone on the mother fucking floor. Someone push the button to call the emergency cops to save them so I took out my buck knife, and cut his finger off, then I put the finger in my mouth, and swilled it hole. I hat little people I thought to myself as I masturbated in the K-Mart bathroom, the excitement of killing people mad me very Horney. I thought to myself hey I kind of feel like God. The sirens of the cop cars were drawing close, so I shot four more people in the legs, told some eighteen year old girl named Sara to suck my dick, as she was going up, and down on my ****, I busted in her mouth told her to swallow, and shot her face off. I then laughed licked the blood off my mouth, and waited for the cops to get to me. The phone in teller two rang, so I answered it, the voice on the other line said, this is officer Steven Smith, please no more killing let’s resolve this peacefully. I said **** you I want a pizza, and put the shot gun in my mouth sat on the floor pulled the trigger with my toe, and went to a fire hell with my boyfriend Satan. Satan, said get the **** back to earth bitch, I am not done with you yet, so I was resurrected, to continue to kill people. It is my hope you all **** off, and die so I can eat your bodies, with a large cup of tea. I then left K-Mart, went to my car, and decided to drive over to McDonalds restroom to slaughter some for people pigs. I opened the door to my car, and said ****, because I bang it on my dick shaped middle finger. I looked at the door to McDonalds, and said **** this is a dump, **** those little handicapped children in the Ronald McDonald charity fund. I would not even give a shiny penny to that butt fucking shit of a cause. I walked up to the counter shotgun in hand, and said ok here we go, I want everyone on the mother fucking floor, I am a man, I have a huge hard dick in my pants, and I am not afraid to use it. Then I said to the teller, what is your name, she replied. My name my name is…. I said did I stutter mother **** what is your name. She said Sara, my name is sssara. I said the **** with this, and blew a bowl of spaghetti out of her brain, with the shot gun. Satan came down from Heaven like the most beautiful thing I have ever seen, and said your work is done my beautiful daughter of sin, time to come home. Satan the might dragon, bit my head off, and I kissed his dick with my tooth. I went to hell with him to burn in the lake of fire. Forever sucking his dick, and burning on fire…The End. </p>
<p>Jesus died for our sins, this is just a little joke, please do not take this seriously. As Jesus was on the cross he pissed himself, and shit himself. Jesus said to the thief on the cross besides him, Today you will be in paradise, some have it said he died for himself, and so they call him Jibes Hyson Christ. In the bible we have many man written stories, are they really true? This is the question at hand. If man can not be trusted, then how do we know man stated the truth so long ago. Here is my twisted version of the story of Mosses on the mountain with the ten commandments. Mosses was up on the mountain, when a magical hand of pure blue fire scratched upon a stone slab. Thunder uttered like a voice of God, saying, and I quote, take these ten commandments of mine down to the people of Israel, so they may obey them, and follow them. In my point to express the stuff the bible does not say, like did mosses masturbate, did he take a piss on the dirt, on the mountain. Was mosses sad, depressed, excited, or angry. How come the bible does not explain the raw details? I will tell you why, because man is full of faults, so the bible can not be perfect at all, some of it is true, but man tells lies, just like Satan does. The bible says none is good no not one, so how can something that is good write down the truth. Why are children born retarded, why is war ok, but murder is not. If God does not change his mind, then why does Jesus, and God command different things. God says an eye for an eye, Jesus says turn the other cheek, if Jesus is 100% God, and 100% man, then why does he change his mind over the years, from A.C, to B.C. This just does not make sense. If God is a fare, and just God then he would not send a person to hell, if they have not heard the written words of another man, that says it is from Gods mouth, come on who are you fooling. Christians will go by a faith, that was created by mankind for the salvation of mankind. This sounds like a good idea, but it is proved to be only a myth. Seeing is not always believing, but I would rather see, then just get information, that was passed down, from and old scroll, and call it the truth. I do believe there is a God, but he is different then the Christian example of his spiritual being. Here is an example, can also make up stuff, and call it the truth, write it down, and thousands of years from not, it will be dug up, and lived. Who are you fooling not me, when is Jesus coming back. The Christians have been expecting him since before the nineteen hundreds. My point is use your judgment don’t trust mans. The lost commandments number eleven, thou shall not make bombs, number twelve thou shall not, smoke cigarettes, number thirteen thou shall not play video games, shall I continue, see my point. None of the past biblical philosophers new anything of our current technology, and you choose to trust them. </p><p> </p><p>Youtube.com video link</p><p><object width="350" height="300" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="src" value="Why the bible is not all True width="350" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="Why the bible is not all True; wmode="transparent"></embed></object></p><p><a href="Why the bible is not all True;
<p>Jessica was twelve years old, and lived in a small town in the southern state of Mississippi. Jessica family was very poor, they had Pratley nothing, Jessica had two brothers, and one sister. Jessica dad would work very hard to provide his family with meals every day, and Jessica‘s mother worked very hard to cook the meals. Little Jessica wanted so bad to have more toys, and other stuff to play with, but Jessica’s family just could not afford it. Jessica would get on her knees every night, and pray to Jesus, Dear Mr. Jesus could you please bless my dad, and mom, and my brothers, and my sisters with just a little more, thank you Jesus amen. In another city in the state of California, lived a boy named Sam. Sam was the same age as Jessica, Sam was also twelve. Sam was from a wealthy family unlike Jessica, but Sam’s dad was very abusive. Sam’s dad would get drunk, and beat the living shit out of him when he came home from work every day. Sam was an only child, and his mother died giving birth to him. Sam would get on his knees every night, and would pray to Jesus, Jesus please give me a soft heart, help my dad to find your love, please Jesus stop the endless pain, my dad feels thank you Jesus amen. My name is doctor Michael Stratton, I wanted to express a two sided coin scenario for you. On one side you have a poor little girl named Jessica, who would like more, and on the other side you have a rich boy named Sam who would like less. The two children have more in common then they can ever imagine. Less is more, and more is less, but they both cry out to Jesus. In good times, and bad times Jesus is going to be there for you, all you have to do is call out his holy name. He that asks shall receive, he who knocks, the door shall be opened. Life for me has not been easy, I have made so many damn mistakes, I have so much pain, and have beat my head angst the wall in frustration. I have had so many broken relationship, but I have one thing in common with Jessica, and Sam, I too cry out to Jesus at night. Saying “Lord give me wisdom, put your angel’s around me, my friends, and family. Bring healing to our hearts mind body, and soul. Forgive us our sins, you are my God, Lord, Savior, and King. Thank you Jesus Lord God amen.”</p>
